as the Republican nominee for President. Indeed, I'm actually thinking of contributing some money to him. I know it's a pipe dream and that Romney is going to win, but I break out in smiles at the thought of a Cain campaign.
You see, for all the talk of choice, and his singing, and his dearth of foreign policy knowledge, and most of all, "9-9-9," there is one little thing about Cain that will send Democrats, Independents, and at least half of the Republicans out there, no matter how die-hard they are, running away screaming.
Do you want to know what it is? Do you want to know the SCREAMINGLY OBVIOUS thing nobody is talking about that will end his campaign with a sentence or less?
You'll have to take the jump.